I know none of us fit this but thought it was funny...
EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.
WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.
MY NAME IS Kirstie , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.
I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .
'YES. YES, I DID.. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.
HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'
YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
THEN, THAT UGLY,
OLD,
BALD,
WRINKLED FACED,
FAT-ASSED,
GRAY-HAIRED,
DECREPIT
SON-OF-A-BITCH
ASKED,
'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???
Tuesday, April 30, 2013
Saturday, April 27, 2013
Friday, April 26, 2013
Where did 50 years go??
Plans by the committee
Schedule so far ...
Friday get together at OP at 7ish.. to socialize
Golfing on Saturday at 8:00 at Jesup Country Club
Tour of Don Bosco at 3:00
Mass at 4:00 for all who have passed on... they are
Mike Mullen
Nancy Miller
Maryls Lavenz
Carol Kalkbrenner
Carol Thoma
Ruth Anne Lappe
Dennis Kessens
Darlene Schmit Weber.
Hors de voures and drinks at Vince and NancyWeber's following Mass to socialize.
Vince and Nancy will furnish beer, pop and water.
Supper catered by LaPorte Bakery, Dick and Dee.... Swiss Steak, pork loin
, mashed potatoes, gravy, a Jello cranberry apple salad, greeen beans &
almonds, roll and dessert, ice cream and cookie... Eat at 6:30PM
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